dbskyler

Title: It Doesn't Go "Ding" When There's Stuff
Rating: All ages
Character: Tenth Doctor
Disclaimer: This is a work of fan fiction, offered freely. Doctor Who and all characters belong to the BBC.
Summary: The Tenth Doctor tries out his new Zygon detector.
A/N: Written for

dw_50ficathon. Inspired by, and dedicated to, my co-mod

lost_spook.

"Rabbit," muttered the Doctor, pointing his Zygon detector at the creature who was placidly chewing on a tuft of grass. "Mouse. Lizard," he continued. He kept his attention on the readout as he scanned the area. "Sparrow. Deer. Penguin." He stopped, and re-read the screen. It said penguin. It hadn't gone "ding." He banged the device against the nearest tree and looked at the readout again. It still said penguin. How could there be a penguin here?

He looked up, and saw the penguin. He pursed his lips and looked at it thoughtfully. It was just standing there, in the middle of the forest. It wasn't doing anything in particular. It was simply . . . there. Being a penguin.

The Doctor decided to go for the direct approach. "I'm the Doctor," he said, "the Last of the Time Lords, the Oncoming Storm. If you're a Zygon, I have just two things to say to you. One, you'd better not be planning on invading the Earth, because It. Is. Defended. And two . . . " He looked again at the penguin. The penguin was looking back at him, but he couldn't read the expression on its face. Assuming penguins had expressions on their faces, which perhaps they didn't, especially if they were simply penguins. "And two, why a penguin?"

The penguin shrugged, and took out a cigar. "I still like penguins. And I wouldn't talk if I were you. I've seen you wear far stranger outfits."

The Doctor stared. Then he looked at the readout again and saw that while it still wasn't registering Zygon DNA, it was registering alien DNA. A very familiar type of alien DNA.

". . . Frobisher? What are you doing here?"

The penguin scowled. "Helping you look for Zygons, apparently. Shall we start?"

The Doctor nodded, then mentally noted to add a Whifferdill detector next time.

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From:

thisbluespirit

*fails at you*

THAT WAS PERFECT!!! Because obviously when looking for one shapeshifter it's perfectly understandable to be fooled by another. (This is now in my head clearly an actual deleted moment that had to be censored because Frobisher was naked, as penguins so often are.)

♥ ♥

(And this arrived at almost the exact same moment as aralias podficced me something... I'm overcome!!)

Anyway, you are fantastic! (As the Doctor would say.) Oh, and: "It. Is. Defended." LOL LOL

dbskyler.livejournal.com

I'm so glad you like it! When you mentioned your idea of crack!fic about Ten being useless hunting Zygons, and said that the only thing you didn't get for the anniversary was a penguin, this just came together. :D

OMG, you recced this on Calufrax! You really do like it! <3

Of course! Couldn't you tell from the fact I was flailing so hard above, I couldn't spell "flails"? Also, I do not use my "Your shininess is noted" icon lightly. (Well, unless I accidentally choose the wrong icon, of course.)

:-)