I think fanfic generally isn't legally obliged to worry too much about canon, but especially not crackfic!! XD I would certainly love to see any crackfic you might have up your sleeve.

Yeah, it's like, "What is this? Who wrote it? What's it doing on my computer?" And then you slowly realize that you must have written it, but your memory of it is a complete blank.

*nods* I can see this is a thing I might have come up with, and presumably there were reasons, but..." 0_o